When the computer freezes while watching porn and you can hear someone approaching.
Your friends after you take a shit that won't flush.
How my wife reacts to me even looking at another woman.
When my girlfriend is mad at me cause she had a dream I cheated on her.
When my dad asked if I was high.
When my friend uses a semicolon in a text.
How I get my balls unstuck from my leg.
First time gaming with 3 Monitors hooked up.
How I would behave if I ever saw Emma Watson in person.
When I go shopping and find Christmas candy on clearance.
When I come home from college and reunite with my dog.
