When I try to avoid my ex at a party.
When my white friend tells a racist joke.
The moment when I realize it's not fun being drunk anymore.
Walking out of that last final before graduating college.
When I hear that dinner is ready.
When I realize that I forgot to do something my wife asked me to do and she already did it
When ever I find an excuse to get out of the dorms.
When a black guy calls me his brother.
When the mushrooms kick in.
When someone asks if I want ice cream.
When my 2 year old turned on my ipad and reset it to factory default.
My reaction when I got the job of my dreams and there is no drug test.
